Welcome to da Furry Funny Fotoh Contest!!

Dis iz da bloggee ta enturs ur funny fotohz!
Deyz kins be cutsie, funny, or silly

Dis furst contest be fur Cellybratin Katiez Furry Mews Hundredth Postie!! And Ize Bootsies n gets ta moderate cuz I waz voted da funniest sisfur!

Lessee... whats weze tell u furstid. FURST UVS ALL Enterin n Votin in dis

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CONTEST IZ FREE!
To findz outz how ta entur, pleeze emailz FurryFunnyFotohz (ats) gmail(dot)com.
But weze ask if u kan, pleese donates sumpin towardz creatin da prizez -
which we wants ta be a furry funnee shurt in each uv da CattyGoreez!!!!
Weze finks deze shurts will cost less den twenty Amerikan green fingz includin postage ta send. Weze wants to sends a leest 4 shurts - 1 fur each cattygoree.

Pleeze use da donatin button located at da top of dis hear bloggie.

(We may be able to haves a winnur purr areaz in each cattygorree ifns enuf monee gets donated. ifnz dat happinz, we hafs a teeshurt pur area winnur. ovfurwise, weze haz a difurrent prize pur area.)

Each winner will getz a teeshurt wif dehr funnee fotoh onit!
Furst proceedz will goh to makin da prizes.
Leftovfur proceeds will helps da Katie Katz pay dehr vet bills and
Granmawmee pays hur mortgage soh weze don lose our livin plasez!!!

Dis contest will goez on at least til Feburrywaree 5th, cuz datz Mawmeez purthday.
It may gohs on longur ifnz we dontz haves enuf entriez in each cattygoree.

Weze goh ovfur how to votes when da contest entriez iz all dun.

Otay... weze tellz u bouts da cattygorees... and amember to ask questionz by leevin a commintz or emailin laugh_safely ats yahoo(dot)com or furryfunnyfotohz ats gmail(dot)com

Weze hurd dat sum u babeez hides da flashee fing frum ur mawmeez when u doo cutsie n funny stuffoms! Weze gonna havs a cattygoree fur dat - Funny Storeez!!

And Whatz about Babeez datz gone ovfur da bridge??

Soh dehr be Four Main Cattygorees -
1) Furry Funny Fotohz

2) Bridge Babiez: Furry Funny Fotohz
3) Funny Storeez: (about sumpinz dat caretakur beanz didnt getz a fotoh uv!)
4) Bridge Babiez: Funny Storeez

Wifin deze four main catty gorees iz deze Areaz
(wif or wifouts capshunz in da photo cattygoree):

Kittehz (kins be one or morh)

Doggiez (kins be one or morh):

Funni Bunniez (kins be one or morh):

Uvfur Babiez (likes ferretz, burdiez, hamzturs)

Double Funnee fur whens two furriez iz in same fotoh likes deze Zampullz:

or Dis
Here iz sum furstid rulez - but since dis iz our furst contest - we may change a rule ifnz we getz comments dat a purrtikular rule dontz werks fur sum reezon. Or we may adds a rule.

FURST UVS ALL Enterin dis CONTEST IZ FREE! But weze ask if u kan, pleese donates sumpin towardz creatin da prizez - which we wants ta be a furry funnee shurt in each uv da Cattygoreez wif Ur winnng Fotoh onit!!

In da case uv da Furry Funnee Storree Winnur, pleze sends us da fotoh dats u wants on ur teeshurt ifns ur storee winz.

Secondlee - effurry fotoh n storree has ta be famblee furrendly!! noh cursing effinz wif #$%. Dats not reelly original nor is it funnee...likes havin furry babiez be smokin or drinkin... anybuddeez kins do dat. We wants to havs G-Rated fun sohs young babiez n beans kin entur... you can send modest monty Q's doh.

And Pleeze choose Fotohs dats shows a natural poze. Ur Mawmees kin helps u fix da fotoh ifns dehr iz dusty spots or red eyez or sumpinz likes dat.

Ifns u not sure bout an entry sends a copy of it furst to laugh_safely ats yahoo.com afore you post.

1. Weze ask dats each furry famblee post up too three postiez in each Cattygoree. Fur exampullz: Ifns uze gotz doggiez and kittehz in ur famblee, u kin post one in da Kitteh areaz and onez in da double funnee area and one in da doggie areaz uvz a cattygoree.

or ifns uze onlee gotz kittehz...u kins post three kitteh fotohz and three funny storeez or sumpins likes dat. Ifns u can pleeze submit no morh den 7 fotohs all togevfur.

Heres a sampull uv jus sendin in three postiez: two storeez - one a bridge doggee and one uv a kitteh still wif u; a fotoh uvs ur kitteh and doggee togevfur.

2. Wif all posties, pleze leevez ur namez, a link to ur bloggiez and which Cattygoree n Area u iz postin in.

3. In da Storee Cattygoree, u kins use an illeestrayshun dat shows whats u looks like... like this fotoh here.

Course wifs Ize lookins so cutsie all da timez, Mai Storee Cattygoree post mite looks like a fotoh postie. So Ur storee gotz ta havz a least three sentences in too purreegrafs and kin be frum any points uv vue. U kin tellz ur own storee an why u hids da flashy fing or ur mawmee kin tell it or one uvz ur furry sibbies or sticky beanz... etceteraz. Try to describe what da fotoh wouds looks like ifns da flashy fings gotted it. But trys not ta makes it too wordee... more like da synopsis in da TeeVee Guide. Sumpin like dis:

Ize a wittel bootsie gurl. When Mawmee didnt hafs hur flashy fing, Ize was playin wifs my big sisfur Katie. Ize play fites wifs hur.

Now Katie iz biggur din me soh she finks she boss. She alwayz fitin rites sides ups. She alwayz tryin ta gets da bitey on me! But Ize shohs hur! Ize layz on my baks n pushes hur facie away wifs my fronts pawz!! She nots gonna bitey me!! noh surree!

Luv,
Bootsie Woo.
Dis fur da Funny Storee Cattygoree, Area iz Kittehz.
My kitty blog iz Katiez Furry Mewz

If itz hards to understand doh, uze mites get commints bout dat... and its okays to re-edit den as long as da contest is not closed fur votinz yet.

Now fur babeez datz wantz ta putz a capshun on derh funnee fotoh... pleeze lets me knoh ifns u dontz havs a picshur purrgram dat duz dat and we kin helps u sets up n I can haz cheezburger account.

LETS HAVE SUM FUN!!!

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Love Bootsie Woo.
Offishul Contest Moderator and
Voted Funniest Sisfur!!!